cellulite isn't sexy no matter how young you are.

 

Fashion is something that everybody take a part in, whether it be the conventional fashionista - following every trend, being a part of the masses, wearing what THE people of the fashion industry demand is the latest and highest of trends. Or if you sit at the opposite end of the scale, commenting on the stupid idea's, poor choices in matching clothing items, over accessorising, and the ready plethora of mistakes that celebs make in public.

We all take a part in some way, shape or indeed, fashion. I mean, most women will understand when I say we are all secret Miranda Priestly wannabes, positively ripping apart other peoples clothing and dress (non)sense.

So to get to todays rant, long delayed and much overdue, I am here to declare that I have had it up to the tips of my dinky little ears with having to see very underage young girls (sometimes as young as 7 or 8) wearing completely inappropriate clothes that show off way to much, in very public places.

I give an example, hot pants/shorts.
Yes I am aware it is summer, and it is hot, people want to get tans (although in Essex most twats wear too much fake tan to get a genuine one), girls want to look sexy, blah!

PEOPLE you are letting your VERY UNDERAGE CHILDREN go out in public with their asses hanging out. (see picture below - found via google).

In a world now filled with paedophiles and sex offenders, don't you think you are making it WAY too easy for them to operate?
Not to mention the horrifying fact that not only are 1in 3 of these children overweight, but also there is a very LARGE percentage of these girls who have HIDEOUS amounts of cellulite.

I mean, ew! I don't want to see your underage, cellulite rampant ass hanging out while I am trying to drink my fabulous frappuchino.

Or another example, boobtubes/strapless tops.
Im sorry but someone HAS to agree that if a child is 7 years old, its almost 99.9% certain that it has had no development of its mammary glands and therefore NO cleavage to put into a boobtube/strapless top. Whilst research has determined that girls are developing much younger these days, some experience their first periods as young as 8, it can still take YEARS to develop boobage - some girls don't even develop boobs until their late teens to early 20s despite menstruating (and no girlies fake boobs do not count - stop trying so hard).

Young men too, what is this manic obsession you all have with your trousers hanging around your kneecaps?! Do none of you realise that this practice actually started in the American judicial system?

Inmates were not allowed to openly show that they were having sexual relations with other inmates, so to show they were 'available' they would make sure their trousers hung lower to show off their boxers... Yeh guys, the whole 'make sure you don't drop your soap in the shower' joke, isn't a joke.

I love to talk about clothing, I do, I blame my best friend Sarah, if it wasn't for her I would literally be a total tom-boy who wore nothing but a t-shirt and jeans. I probably wouldn't know what a handbag was for and makeup would definitely be a complete mystery to me.
Don't get me wrong, my beloved mum has taught me well, I can dress myself well (when I choose to), apply make-up to stunning results but Sarah was the one who forced me to socialise ;) and I will never forgive her for it!

Here is the proof that I can look pretty and girly, I know many people believe these photos to be a myth and legend. >.> well, photo... Can't have all the pics in public domain!

But I also have to thank my mum again for never letting me out of the house looking like some of these imbeciles above. Please guys, when you  have children, don't make the same mistakes the parents of these folks have! TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO DRESS PROPERLY. And if you don't take the time, don't wonder at it when they bring home freaks, weirdies and much older men/women... you let them dress the way they dressed and now your going to have to suffer the consequences.

The voices and I agree that cellulite isn't sexy and nor are hairy boys bums!